Ruby and Elsa are crazy stealth at night. Any other time of the day and it's like a herd of elephants, but at night, when they know they should be in bed, they are like tiny little spies on a mission. And that mission is to scare me to death.
I was eating dinner and perusing the internet, tra la la la la, and was in need of something to drink. So I get up to go the kitchen. As I'm walking through the doors to go into the hall, I see something out of the corner of my eye. Jumped about 10 ft in the air before I realized it was Ruby. She was standing there with her hair all in her face, half asleep, and just staring at me. Picture the little girl from 'The Ring' except with blonde hair...soooooo creepy. I had to take a moment to gather my wits about me, before taking her back to bed.
And she does this all the time. She stands behind doors, around corners and behind plants. It's not that she's trying to hide, it's just that she is sooo stealth, you don't notice she's there until you practically walk into her. Add Elsa to the mix and it's like the children of the corn standing there staring at you through their blonde hair. I think I'm gonna start making them wear cow bells.
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